Perhaps the Most Sustainable Greeting on the Planet

Say hello to Soak iT Up CLARDS?—the clever greeting that cleans up, literally. These fun, eco-friendly cards double as reusable cleaning cloths, turning sentiment into sustainability with style.

Sh*t Happens, Soak iT Up?Because, let’s face it, life gets messy. This cheeky CLARD will keep the laughs rolling while it tackles spills for months. Perfect for anyone who’s ever had a kitchen disaster—or two.

How It Works:?Each Clard includes a wrap-around label that shares the greeting on the front and usage instructions on the back.

Write on:?Use a permanent gel pen or marker for a long-lasting message.

Seal Non-velope:?Place the Clard inside and secure with the seal on the back.

Mail:?No extra postage required.

Recipient enjoys the greeting.

Add Water:?Wet the Clard to remove the label and activate its cleaning power.

Rinse & Reuse:?Use for months to clean spills, dishes, or surfaces.

Care:?Launder in the dishwasher or sterilize in the microwave.

Compost:?When worn out.

Details:

• Folded size: Approximately 4 3/4” x 5 1/2”

• Blank inside for your personal message

• A permanent gel pen works best on the texture of the Clard.

Eco-Friendly Packaging:?Every Clard comes with a custom non-velope and seal—an innovative, sustainable alternative to traditional envelopes. The non-velope design minimizes materials while ensuring secure delivery.

Inside Non-velope:?You Got a CLARD!?This unique greeting doubles as an eco-friendly reusable cleaning cloth. Read it. Rinse it. Enjoy it for months. Use it to clean spills, wash dishes, or scrub surfaces. Compost it when it’s worn out.

U.S. Patent No. 11,027,570